Donald Trump’s ego is boundless and shameless, too. Those who want something soon realize that everything is about him. Therefore he’s given a lot of art to appeal to his vanity. Some of it he posts online in his own accounts, others he uses to hawk some of his dubious products. There is so much boot-licking bad art out there, this collection is limited to items he has posted or has personally endorsed in order to protect the digestion of visitors.
Oddly enough, much of the most flattery is similar to art made to protest his ego. Can this demented old man even tell when people are trolling them, or is he trolling us? Hard to say…
Pope Trump
Trump in papal garb, posted by himself
Person of the Year 2024
TIME magazine cover
The death of culture
Trump on the balcony of the Kennedy Center
Fascist birthday parade
Trump applauding military parade on his birthday
Pimped out Lincoln Bathroom
Desecration of the White House, October 31, 2025
Trump steals FIFA cup
Winners will get a copy, July 14, 2025
Oval Office bling
Pimping up the White House, September 25, 2025
If statues could speak…
Trump admiring new statues of the Founding Fathers he has betrayed
Reflecting Pool NOT
Epic fail drained, July 13, 2026
Christmas Threat
Ominous Official White House Christmas Card, 2025
Time cover: “WORST PICTURE EVER”
Balding and bejowled, October 14, 2025
Big Brother is Watching You
Trump scowling banner on the DOJ
Authoritarian bad taste
Bring out the bling
Funny Money
Trump UFC coin scam, June, 2026
“Home Depot” crap decor
Overdone White House bling, November 2025
Dreams of Limitless Vanity
Proposed design for Trump Presidential Library, March 31, 2026
Trump as king
TIME cover, June 18, 2018
Gateway to the Bermuda Triangle
Palm Beach Airport renamed
After the Fight
The Ellipse destroyed
Stolen Soccer Trophies
Other people’s shiny glory is irresistible
Golden Trump Idol
Doral Miami Golf Course, April 30, 2026
Trump as Superman
Posted by the White House on X, July 10, 2025
Celebrating vengeance
Posted by White House, July 24, 2025
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
Gilded Mar-a-Lago entrance, January, 2026
Renaming a Desert as
Peace
Rebranded Institute of Peace after gutting by DOGE, December 2025
Mein Kampf
Trump glaring in his mugshot
Mock check for Epstein
Epstein’s 50th birthday book
Free Luxury Jumbo Jet
Boeing 747 given by Qatar, May 2025
Claiming the Disaster
Renaming Straits of Hormuz, April 30, 2026
Liked and hated portraits
Colorado State House
Trump Gold Card
Fast-Track Visa Scam
Royal and Pretender
Stealing King Charles’ glory, April 28, 2026
Building the Pirate Fleet
Proposed “Trump Class” Battleship
The King Shitbombs America
White House posted AI video, October 2025
Trump’s Own Fake U.N.
America-centric “Board of Peace” golden logo, Davos, January 22, 2026
Proposed Triumphal Arch
Every king needs one, October 21, 2025
Threatening Martial Law
Posted by Trump himself
Bridge to Nowhere
Vanity overpass
Apple Art and Gold Bribe
Presented by Tim Cook, August 7, 2025
Defiant greeting
Painting, White House, April 15, 2025
Dictatorial rebranding
Banners, Washington, September 2025
White House Patio
Paved over Rose Garden, August 2, 2025
Presidential AI Slop
Proposed design for Trump Presidential Library, March 31, 2026
Triumphal Arch Model
Spotted in Oval Office, October 11, 2025
Trump Gold Card
Selling privilege, April 4, 2025
TIME Cover on Trump’s Immigration Policies
TIME, June 25, 2025
Stolen Valor
Cadet Bone-spurs cosplays as a warrior in AI
Funny Money
Dead Presidents Only!
Coveting the FIFA World Cup
A would-be trophy for the White House, August 28, 2025
Cultural Defilement
Renaming the Kennedy Center after himself, December 19. 2025
Presidential Walk of Insults
Trump rewriting history, the White House, December 17, 2025
There’s Nobody at the Fair
Trump Arch and empty field of the “Great State Fair”
Proposed Trump coin
No value, no back side
Royal Carriage Ride
Trump’s second state visit, Windsor, Sept. 17, 2025
Trumpy Jesus AI Slop
More blasphemy reposted by Trump, April 15, 2026
Imperial Legacy
Arena raised as destruction continues, May, 2026
Hail to the Grinch
Lego portrait of Trump, White House, December, 2025
Versailles vastness
White House ballroom model, September 25, 2025
Big Brother’s Passport
Proposed 250th anniversary passport
Statue of Confederate General and Mason Albert Pike
Restored, Washington DC, 2026
Location, location, location
White House product placement for McDonald’s
King of New York
Posted by Trump himself, February, 2025
Rebranding the MAGA Department of Re-education
Charlie Kirk banner in Washington, March 1, 2026
Trump’s Golden Idol
MAGA, behold your false god
First FIFA Peace Trophy
White House bribe, December 8, 2025
Image of the beast
Proposed Trump $1 coin
Geographic Boot-licking
His own swamp road, January 2026
Rebranding Justice
Trump stains the DoJ, February 19, 2026
His master’s favorite puppet
Portrait given Trump by Putin
New White House ceiling
Plaster presidential seal, Sept. 2025
Roman Spectacle
Abomination at the White House, June 14, 2026
Monster Arch of Trump
An evergrowing blight
From huckster to crimelord
Comparison of Trump’s official portraits
Fake Trump Dollar
Fake gold for a fake president
Trump between Bushes
White House, June 18, 2025
Trump Golden Sneakers
Yet more gaudy worthless branded crap
Vulgar Versailles interior
White House ballroom plans, September 25, 2025
Rebranding Stormtroopers
New ICE logo, May 5,2026
White House demolition
Literally destroying democracy, October 21, 2025
Babel on the Moon
Trump’s limitless ambition revealed, April, 2026
Pimped Plate
White House service for King Charles, April 28, 2026
Name removed, coverup continues
Mustn’t hurt his feelings, Kennedy Center, June 14, 2026
Arab bling
Given jewels in UAE, May 15, 2025
Trump official portrait, 2025
If looks could kill
Trump Air v. 2.0
Still waiting for ugly rebranding
Trump “Victory” Watch
Selling his junk while the world burns
Stolen honor
Trump fake Wikipedia claim to be Acting President of Venezuela, January 11, 2026
Trump-Epstein statue suppressed
First destroyed by Park police, September 24, 2025
Replacement Cover
TIME kisses ass, October 23, 2025
Christopher Columbus Statue
Restored, Washington DC, 2026
The Antichrist Identifies Himself
Trump as Christ, blasphemous AI slop, April 12, 2026
Letter praising Epstein
Epstein’s 50th Birthday book
Presidential Bling
Gold paperweight, Oval Office
Nothing undefiled
Oval Office door, November 5, 2025
Trump gets a Korean crown
South Korea shameless, October 29, 2025